#and sabotage eachothers attempts to go on dates

[flwrkid14]

The Marriage Pact (But Make It Sabotage)

ahh tysm for 500 followers!!! i never thought so many people would actually like all my silly ideas! <3

Tim and Danny, somewhere in their early twenties, jokingly make a marriage pact: if they’re both single by the time they’re in their late twenties, they’ll just marry each other. It’s lighthearted, it’s casual—just two best friends making promises for a future they’re totally not worried about.

Except… it gets a little weird.

Danny gets set up on a blind date one Saturday. Tim, the supportive best friend he is, casually mentions there’s a case he could really use Danny’s help on. Nothing serious, of course—just something that totally can’t wait until Sunday. Danny, being the responsible friend he is, cancels the date.

Tim, meanwhile, gets roped into a coffee meetup with one of Steph’s friends. It’s not really a date, but it could turn into one. Or at least, it could’ve, if Danny hadn’t texted Tim about that new bakery he’s been dying to try. “We should go! Like, now. Before all the good pastries are gone.” Tim, naturally, reschedules the coffee meetup. After all, Danny takes priority, right?

It becomes a pattern.

Danny’s coworkers try to set him up with someone they think is his type. “Oh, sorry,” Danny says, “I already promised Tim I’d help him with his tech upgrades tonight.”

Tim gets invited to a fancy gala where he might meet someone. Danny shows up with two tickets to a concert Tim mentioned liking a month ago. “Come on, you deserve a break.”

Neither of them realizes what’s happening, at least not consciously. To them, it’s just normal. They’re best friends. Of course, they’re going to prioritize each other. Of course, they’d rather hang out together than with some random stranger. Of course, no one else really gets them the way they get each other.

Their friends, however, are losing their minds.

Steph is convinced Tim and Danny are already dating and just haven't told anyone yet. Tucker and Sam are taking bets on how long this can possibly last before one of them snaps. Cass is tempted to lock them in a room until they sort out their feelings.

The kicker? Tim and Danny both think the other one doesn’t feel the same. They’re sabotaging potential love interests out of sheer self-preservation because the idea of watching the other fall in love with someone else is unbearable. But they can’t say anything, because what if it ruins their friendship? What if the marriage pact is all they get?

So, they keep pretending it’s fine. Danny keeps canceling dates for “missions” that could definitely wait. Tim keeps skipping events to spend time with Danny.

The late twenties deadline creeps closer. Everyone else is waiting for the inevitable implosion. Tim and Danny, oblivious as ever, are just… biding their time.

[nightswithkookmin]

Hello goldy ,

I hope you are doing well. would you like to be dululu about old times please..? I was going through some old original content of BTS to see jikook interactions back in 2014. I came across this video where jin is choosing Jimin as good parner to date becase he is kind and gentalman and then looked suggestively at JK and even pint finger at jimin while looking at JK. Made me really curious about whether any other BTS members has any roll to play in jikook even before they became a thing...Do you think Jin being closest to jungkook at that point of time sensed something? Even in some of the other videos around 2015 i find jins reactions or coments about jikook very intresting. What is your take on this..? Lots of love to you...keep being you..

You answered the question yourself love

ALL OF THEM the answer is ALL OF THEM

THE WHOLE CLASS

THE WHOLE FOOTBALL TEAM

EVEN THE LEGOS TOO

Guilty as charged. JIKOOK AREN'T SO SUBTLE 😔

And puberty did them wrong, had them putting their pants on backwards😫

Those teenage hormones fucked the script. Would be strange if we over the wall could sniff it while those close to them didn't 🥴

Go watch Jimin's birthday where they tease Jimin's father showing up unannounced and Suga literally points a finger to JK when he thought JK was ducking. Like why would you find that funny?

Or or Jhope singing happy birthday Jk when it's JMs birthday

Or Jimin saying thank you whenever Jungkook is praised.

Or RM pointing to JM when JK says he likes to film the skies and people.

Or BTS suddenly forgetting JMs name and calling him JK

Or Jimin losing his luggage and Jhope turning to Jk to see his reaction.

Or JK acting mad JM lost his luggage

Or BTS scolding JM whenever JK messes up

Or or any of the gazillion moments of bts member checking to see JK's reaction when they interact with Jm. Like are you kidding me? BTS acting sus around Jikook is the whole foundation of our ship😩

Jikook is either real

or...

Bangtan just more delulu than us

They liked to tease them for sure. Tae had this whole thing where he would ask Jimin if he is nervous around Jk, or tease JM about chasing after JK and being ignored etc

Didn't he even say he thought JM liked boys where JM snapped back and said even if he like men he didn't like Tae?

And he would deliberately sabotage Jikook's jikookery- an act he still carries on to this day. he literally calls Jk our for attempting to eye fuck Jimin on camera during the dynamic mv reaction live. Old habits they say

Did they sense something??

YA THINKKKKK?????

With a whole Suga pointing out how he thought it weird that Jk didn't even want to treat JM as his hyung. THEY SENSED EVERYTHING.

The writing was not on the wall.

IT WAS ON OUR EYELIDS

Now if you say role to play....

do you mean like they played cupid love match making agents between JK and JM??

Do those two look like they needed anyones help fondling eachother's balls in the dark rooms they sneaked into at night????

If anything all I recall is Jungkook shooing them away whenever they interfered in his me time with JM

Saranghae borahae

[vrisrezis]

sp rq!

how the main 4 + butters would look like when they found out they're in love with the same person

I LOVE IDEAS LIKE THESE THEYRE SO FUN <3

Let’s talk about Stan first and foremost, Stan is a little clueless at times, but he is able to catch onto crushes. Kyle is very observant and smart, he can catch onto other people liking you. At least, if he paid more attention to others around him and not just you. The two are quick to confess they like you, it makes things a little weird between them at first and there’s some tension building between them. Stan is just kinda annoyed at kyle for liking the same person he likes, while Kyle is just annoyed Stan can’t just stick with Wendy.

Kenny is naturally upset by the drift between Stan and Kyle, and he’s quick to ask them both separately about what’s going on. When they both tell him, he tries his best not to sigh deeply. He’s feeling a bit stumped on what he should do, he’s more concerned about the friend group. He decides not to confess his own feelings for you, but he’s kinda torn between what he should do. A part of him wants you, if he dates you will it fix the tension between them, or would it make them hate him instead? He talks to butters about this, only to find he also harbored the same feelings. Butters is moreso worried somebody will get the chance to ask you out before he does! He’s a bit torn up inside!

And finally cartman, his feelings for you are simply obvious, given the soft spot he obviously has for you. The four are quick to interrogate him, and he admits that he too likes you. Stan and Kyle ask why the two blondes cared so much, which is when they both confess they like you too. He’s fucking pissed to find four other dudes like you, but there’s no way they’re getting to you before he can.

It quickly becomes weird and awkward between all of them. But they all make their attempts to woo you. Often ends in eachother sabotaging one another in order for you to like them more. Even butters, but that was due to cartmans influence and “you have to get rid of the other 3, you can trust me tho” even though he planned on screwing him over too.

It’s honestly becoming awkward hanging out with them now, it seems like all Stan and Kyle do these days is argue one another and it’s always over you? So it just makes you feel bad. Not even mentioning butters being very overwhelming for some reason, and the other two even fight with eachother and Stan and Kyle sometimes over you too. It seems like everyone’s fighting for your attention in some way.

It’s a bit of a mess if you ask me.

[moonlit-mizukage]

Haikyuu Masterlist 

(♠) Smut        

Angst

❀ Ache | Part1 | Part 2 | - Tsukishima x F!reader 

Tsukishima forgets a very important date and things go south real quick. 

❀  Blue - Iwazumi x F!reader 

Hanahaki disease from reader !Major character death! 

❀  Failed Confessions - Terushima x F!reader 

Terushima likes you but his reputation gets to your head 

Fluff

❀ Love Letter - Aone x shy F!reader 

Reader confesses to Aone in an anonymous letter at school

❀ Study date - Matsukawa x F!reader 

Matsukawa helps you study for a test 

❀ Cooking Mishap - Sakusa x F!reader  

You attempt to cook for Sakusa but things go astray quickly. 

❀ Eggies - Kurro x F!reader

You and Kuroo attempt to make cookies together 

❀ Star Gazing - Kita x F!reader 

Kita wants to do something special for you one night 

❀ Vampire! Atsumu x fem reader w/ Fibromyalgia 

Vampire Atsumu was just looking for a snack, instead he finds love

Hurt / Comfort

❀ Comparing you to his ex - Akaashi x F!reader 

Akaashi and you get into a fight when he suddenly bring his ex up into the conversation. 

❀ Trouble in Paradise - Tendou x F!reader 

A fight between you two leads to some hurtful things being said to eachother.

Horror

Nothing yet

Smut 

❀ Punishment - Punk! Matsukawa x F!reader 

Porn with a plot if you squint 

Fake Texts 

Nothing yet

Smau’s

❀ Tendou x F!reader - 11 things I hate about you 

Summary: Y/l/n Y/n, a third year at Sakura High School, is just a girl with a bad attitude towards anyone outside her small circle. When y/n’s younger sister starts first year, she gains a lot of attention. Unfortunately for everyone in school, the Y/l/n household has one rule, No dating till y/n does. Some people become just desperate enough to pay the leader of the “Monsters”, the trouble making group on campus, to date y/n. What will happen when she finds out? (All characters aged up to third year unless otherwise stated)

❀ Tendou x F!reader - Famous last words

Summary: Y/n and Tendou are deeply in love. Living on the other side of Tokyo now, the Monsters are still up to their old shit. They even opened a few businesses for Tax reasons. Even though it’s been almost three years later, Y/n still has never been able to understand how they have avoided the law several times. When Tendou’s Mother reappears in his life, Y/n is confused as Tendou claimed she is dead. Finding out Tendou is being forced to take over the family business by his Mother, she soon learns the truth behind Tendou’s reason he never gets in legal trouble is his family business. His mother is quick to decline Y/n as his future wife and tries to set up Tendou with someone she sees more fit. What will happen to Y/n and Tendou? What will happen to Tendou’s “family business”? What does this mean for the future of the Monsters? Sequel to 11 thing I hate about you 

❀ Horror Smau - I’ll follow you until you love me 

Summary: Popular punk band, Skull crusher, had to find a new drummer due to the sudden disappearance of the last one. As band manager and lead singer, Semi Eita’s girlfriend, Y/l/n Y/n brings Kyotani, a rising internet drummer they found online into the picture. Everything was great at first, then Kuroo, the lead guitarist, started getting creepy messages and presents. Y/n is determined to find out who is trying to sabotage the band when things only take a turn for the absolute worst. Who could be the mysterious stalker really be? Is it their new band mate? Or could it be a close friend of one of the members? Main Pairings: F!reader x Semi Eita, Kuroo x His Stalker ???

[linettiewizowski]

So I saw this one post from someone on their opinion of the love square. And I really wanted to point out a few things but their replies are turned off.... So I'm answering it here anyways.

(This rant is very long, not kidding, if ya feel like reading what's basically a big ass PowerPoint then go right ahead)

- Being a child does NOT give you a pass to stalk, be possessive over, steal from, invade the boundaries, invade the personal space, of someone you have a crush on.

That is wrong. Children should not be allowed to carry on such innapropriate, behavior. No one should.

- Children need guidance and protection. They cannot always learn or handle things on their own....that should be obvious with Marinette and especially Adrien.

Plus-

°I don't think Tom & Sabine ever expected Marinette to be a stalker....so they would never think to teach her otherwise.

- Yes I know she does realize what she's doing is wrong.....but then she just continues anyways. (Or maybe it only seems like she didn't stop because the episodes are out of order? But even then she STILL acts like this in newer episodes so I'm still sticking to what I said.)

°Adrien.......needs to be taken away to a safe & stable household. (Please let Emelie awaken soon, maybe she'll set things straight. Gabriel deserves a divorce & prison.) Even so, Gabriel does recognize such unhealthy behavior. Gabriel also would not at all expect his son to behave so innapropriately. I am purdy sure he thinks Adrien is "perfect." He even calls Adrien "perfection" in one episode. - It would not even cross his mind to teach his son proper etiquette concerning a crush.

>Ahem, Adrien's possessive, territorial, pushy, somewhat obsessive, Jealous, sometimes moody behavior concerning his feelings for Ladybug.

Constantly hitting on her, flirting with her, getting up in her space, when she has repeatedly showed him that she is NOT interested in him. Even when she revealed she had feelings for another boy he kept pushing.

- The episode where he thought he had right to be angry when she "stood him up" when - The way "Chat" said it & the way "Lady" reacted? Lady only saw it as a dinner between friends.....He then went on to set up an obviously romantic candlelight dinner.

- Once again, Ladybug has made it specifically clear, she is not interested.

Lady did not even fully agree to said dinner. She said she had plans.

Adri-Chat asked "If they end early, come join me?" Lady said "We'll see."

- That is not a yes, that is a maybe. He didn't even take HER plans into account, didn't even think "Well maybe her plans didn't end early." He just gets mad. And Lady should not have been made to feel guilty just because Adri-Chat cannot seem to take/understand a no & a maybe.

- Adri-Chat getting jealous when that one artist expressed his crush on Ladybug and going on to cross Lady's boundaries by lying about the reality of his & Lady's relationship.

(Yes I know, that dude was an adult and Lady-Mar actually a teen. But at that point in the show I'm pretty sure no one could guess the age of Lady & Chat (strangely) and like Spooderman no one thought them to be actual children.) Adri-Chat did that without thinking or even asking for Lady's input. Not cool at all.

- Acting all happy, triumphant when they regained their memories in Oblivio and Alya caught a pic of their amnesiac selves kissing.

What Adri-Chat says: "We're meant for eachother Milady, you're the only one who doesn't see it." (Okay sigh, this boy.)

1. That is a totally uncalled for, arrogant and presumptuous thing to say to Ladybug.

2. (Entirerly From Adri-Chat's perspective) Oblivio erases memories right? So Adri-Chat doesn't even consider the erasion of Lady's supposed crush on this other boy. Leading her to fall her HIM yes, but that's not the point.

Neither of them were in their right minds, as they had no memories. From HIS perspective Lady did not remember her crush on this other boy, if she did, she would not have fallen for Chat at the time of the memory erasion.

Adri-Chat does not at all think about that, all the while STILL ignoring her feelings for the other boy. Nope, he thinks this is some kind of encouragement to keep harassing her because "Maybe she'll choose me one day?" A.K.A. "Maybe she'll come around one day?" - (contemplating calling it sexual harassment because the characters of course do not get sexual, it being a kid's show) But his intent is to get her to date him....Hm. It is still harassment though.

>Ahem,hem. Marinette's obsessive, compulsive, possessive, territorial, jealous, fanatical, controlling, a LOT of times single minded, stalker behavior concerning her feelings for Adrien.

°Same drill - Not dating (Even if they were, still wrong just adding in)

°Adrien has not at all made his feelings clear on anyone (from Mari's perspective)

°Has not shown romantic interest in her.

°Adrien is not aware of her behavior at all. Not even when he spots all of the pictures of him in her room does he get it. (Being too naive is a very bad thing Adrien.)

°Marinette sometimes acts as if Adrien belongs to HER and no one else can have him. She goes to great, ridiculous and sometimes extreme heights just to keep girls she sees as rivals away from him.

She goes overboard, embarrasses herself, acts immature & compulsive. Sometimes she gets mean.

°Chloe & Lila being horrible is no excuse for her to treat Adrien like a possession, and also like he isn't an intelligent person who cannot notice obvious/strange things or protect himself.

(The plot is confusing yes, Adrien not noticing Mari is Ladybug, giving Chloe multiple chances/still being her friend, Being sympathetic to Lila.

While ALSO in some cases being close to connecting the dots to Mari being Lady, Condemning Chloe's outrageous behavior even in one instance totally putting his foot down, and being one of the only people to see through Lila's lies and side with/protect Marinette....though not exactly how he should.) Chalk it up to not that great writing = serious plotholes.

Anyways

°Adrien can kiss, hang out with, travel with, talk to and date whoever he wants. Mari has NO right to manipulate situations where he can't do that. I.E Controlling behavior.

°Now, Kagami is not a bad person. (More than Half the fandom's treatment of her is very disappointing.) Yes I know, she can be harsh, standoffish and cold sometimes. But-

°She does not intend to be mean, she does not, nor does she want to bully anyone. She does not bully Marinette. She just wants Marinette to stop being indecisive and flighty because Kagami ALSO likes Adrien (and by the way she was raised) does not think people should be so indecisive & hesitant or they'll miss important chances for them to take in life.

°Kagami does not think Mari is right for Adrien no, but as soon as she thinks Adrien is interested in Mari? She immediately backs off & respects his wishes. She only engages again when Adrien shows interest in her again.

°Then later on in the show she even attempts to make friends with Mari genuinely because she wants to make friends.....(and Mari doesn't understand because of Kagami's awkwardness but is also simultaneously clouded by her feelings for Adrien.) Kagami actually feels hurt when she finds out that Marinette initially didn't like her.

Kagami is a GOOD girl.

°Now, what Marinette did to Kagami in Animaestro before that was very unacceptable.

Temporarily teaming up with Chloe to sabotage/publicly humiliate/embarrass Kagami to "not let her get Adrien" "not let her take Adrien away," mess with Adrien's perception of her.

- Jumping to outrageous conclusions out of paranoia, panic and fear. (My cute child needs to be sat down and sternly talked to about this.)

- Trying to manipulate & take away Adrien's choice to decide whether he wants Kagami or not.

(I think this probably marked the episode where Mari's unhealthy/toxic behavior starts to spiral as new episodes come out. (And these ARE out of order so wth is up with Mari's unhealthy escalation lately?)

- Using Tiki for personal, jealous purposes to humiliate Lila in front of Adrien. Acting so irrational and heated in front of 2 civillains(from her perspective) Mari?

- Invading Adrien's home/room, touching everything, lying on his bed....sniffing his things? 😧 Without his consent just to leave a present....when she could have just left it on the window sill, not barge into his room and NOT act very creepy.

- Everything she did & said when she thought that Adrien was one of the wax statues.

😮😬😖 Marinette, honey noooooOOOooo.

ALL OF THIS?

Toxic/Unhealthy behavior. It very much is.

Let's not pretend please.

This is not acceptable period. I very much side-eye another's perceptions on the matter when they say "I knew people like this" "They turned out alright."

Oh...did they? Or is this simply what YOU are saying and we, the internet people don't have the full story?

I Kill Bill squint my eyes at the opinions of people who so easily dismiss toxic/unhealthy behavior.

This is not simply a discussion on fictional characters btw, but on the behavior itself ECT. and the fact that this person brought in real people as an example.

(Btw Any teens reading this? Young adults? Please remember to use protection when having sex. Babies are a high stress responsibility that a person who is either still a kid or a very young adult should not be handling or have to handle. "Results may vary" and all that. Another person's experiences aren't guaranteed to be yours and we already have COUNTLESS evidence that having babies while young is NOT a good idea. Please & Thank you.)

In response to a little tidbit in that person's post.) Anyways.

- Being mature while in a relationship is very important. That much is apparent.

In the context of the show for these 2 teens they are in love with one another.

You cannot behave like all of THIS if you wish to maintain a relationship with someone.

This is not grounds for a healthy, safe, respectful relationship.

°Not respecting your friend or spouse, their choices, their boundaries, their space, their being makes you a borderline abusive person.

(Guys c'mon.) If Adrien & Marinette were real people? They would be very creepy, toxic kids. Hell we DO have some very toxic people, even children that act like this in real life. This is a no. All the no.

- Other ships in the show being unhealthy does not in no way invalidate or downplay the fact that Adrien & Marinette's behavior is unhealthy.

- There are many, many, many, many instances of their unhealthy behavior, not "just two." It's insulting that this person treats the fans who point this out as if we are some idiots who do not watch the show and therefore can not call out this obvious lie.

- There being moments where Adrien & Marinette actually behave theirselves for once does not at all erase or invalidate every single one of their toxic moments.

- The show does not do a good job of writing scenes where getting into these characters heads that behaving this way is unacceptable, at all. No character development there.

(Them giving up on persuing eachother at the end of the season does not address the toxic behavior. That is just them being tired of not getting the results that they want from their crushes.)

- It's hard for me to debate as well. Calling the whole ship unhealthy/toxic? In real life, no way josay would this be okay, in the show? Marinette & Adrien at their core ARE good kids. And they DO sometimes realize their mistakes. But it really, truly isn't enough. There is either not much or no consequences to their innapropriate behavior at all.

(You might say Chat Blanc, but that was circumstance because they didn't reveal their identities to each other in full, not consequence for Mari's creepy room invasion, that was separate.)

It's so debatable. These unhealthy behaviors should NOT be encouraged and the Love Square shouldn't be shipped during them.

I'm just gonna say that I hope with all my might that the writers get it into their heads that this is NOT okay to market to children and that they CANNOT expect kids to understand or tell what toxic behavior is or that the innapropriate things Adri & Mari do are okay.

THAT is a large issue above all else here.

(Let's get some major character development please.)

- "Sometimes you have to sacrifice when you love someone."

This sounds way left field and is not at ALL what the fans who protest Adri & Mari's toxic behavior are talking about.

- "I think a lot of the criticism comes from people who just don't understand love. Maybe they've never been in love."

How absolutely patronizing, condescending, presumptuous in itself and very ignorant.

That's not even. How do I respond to that?

Wow.

I am not repeating myself, I already wrote a whole darn essay. My answer to this is all of the above.

And lastly-

"But the love square is FAR from toxic.

Far, far, far from it."

...Hm. Hm Hm. Hm. Yes of course. 😐😐😐

Okey. I think I'm done here. It's literally been an hour gathering my thoughts, typing and editing this. Anybody who actually read all of this, feel free to comment? Note? I dunno, I'm new to Tumblr. Calling comments/replies "notes" is weird to me.

[jennyboom21]

Your take on Swiftgron seems to be (and if I accept the songs r Dianna ) Taylor was more in , Dianna was not , left her at least once . There was lots of back and forth . Dianna came back , proposed (I don’t accept that 100%) Taylor changed her mind either right before or as she met karlie and Dianna got mad . So basically Dianna treated Taylor bad for most of the relationship and got angry when Taylor finally said enough. Taylor chose healthy .

I don’t agree with this TAEK, seeing as Swiftgron never really stood a chance due to outside forces doing what they could to keep them apart, trying to push the narrative that they were feuding rivals for Tim Jazz Hands Tebow affections, when the reality was that they had reconciled, probably since at least winter 2012, prior to the WME event that they both attended. Taylor was young, but her team had their sights on making her a phenomenon, and Dianna being LOUD wasn’t going to help, and the Pussy Bandit wasn’t going to settle down if Taylor’s team were going to keep on sabotaging that. They had a pretty bad break up in April 2013 (the Bops & Flops Gaylor Swift podcast has said that the engagement rumors are true, meaning they were more serious than what we gave them credit for). After some time apart, they attempted another reconciliation, with Taylor singing a song about lesbian sex by lesbian artists, then the FUN concert in late summer of 2013 (an anniversary date). Dianna would be out of the country for work, and the rumor is that she wanted Taylor to follow her there. That didn’t happen, because she met Karlie, and probably didn’t trust herself with Dianna. Taylor makes a choice, and Dianna RAGES. Taylor and Dianna were mutually codependent addicts for eachother, it’s not about choosing healthy over non healthy, as they became exclusive, but it was too late. Swiftgron were an insanely passionate relationship, allegedly.